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if you’re ever mad at me or i’ve made you upset you should tell it to my face if you’re going to take the time to make vague posts about me anyway… i would much appreciate that and it helps clear things up faster. things can’t be worked out if you’ve never talked about the problem face to face.
girls who can joke about lady boners, their dicks being huge, etc:
- trans girls
(grabs my nutsack and flings my balls around like a nunchuk and proceeds to knock them into this post repeatedly) balled on
if ur a cis girl dont say that dont sY THAT DONT SAY THAT
If we seem to be policing who can or cannot make jokes, I, with the power that Tumblr’s Social Justice, God and the almighty constitutional republic of the United States of America, thereby authorize as a trans* my friend quagmath to make dick jokes regardless of their (or lack and/or excess) of genitals.
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